Swingerzetta

I stormed into my office and slammed the door shut. Well, that was my intention. I didn't succeed. Instead of closing with a sharp Bang it slid gently shut with a barely audible "hiss". I glanced at the air-pressure controlled spring bolted on to the door and threw the door back open. Well, slowly and angrilly pulled it. You get the picture. "What the HELL did you do to my door??" I shouted. "I installed a pneumatic door closing device." the bitch in the mahogany desk outside my office responded, not even bothering to look up from her stack of redundant papers. "Why would you go and do a thing like that? I don't need a door closing device!